Web stalking

Web stalking, I spend my days web stalking. My friend in New Zealand's wife is pregnant and all these random people I've been avoiding for 'bout 10 years are friending me, offering up new last names and photos of their babies. Sorta cute and sort of ug. In Paris, a girl gets a new vest and someone flies in from Delhi. I. moves to Cambridge. H. posts photos of vacations in Thailand with M., then headed to Pittsburgh from Vietnam. A. publishes papers on mushrooms. CMC expects a visitor from Uruguay and in Chile, Gorda lives alone.